To the world:
Failure is Always an Option
Whenever you think you’re dying keep in mind that it takes your entire life to die
To My Princess:
God-created the universe out of his infinite love so that you and I could be together
There is nothing more fantastic than being lazy, honey
It’s just a bunch of spacetime continuum stuff
If you use this for a t-shirt, make one for me:
Religion… the biggest…. waste…. of time….. since…. TIME was invented!
Don’t bring a bandaid when you need a body bag
You gotta be smart when you’re doing dumb shit
Sometimes you choose what you believe because that is how you survive. You accept the truth at the time of your death.
What the Hell
One day I was just sitting there, right
And I was just taking a break and listening to the voices in my head, which I usually ignore but this time they were having a really interesting conversation. They were talking about they hear voices too.
Reproduction is humanity’s single biggest mistake. In the great game of mistakes, humanity holds the trophy for this one. It even tops the invention of religion, which is represented by another, smaller trophy.
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